"You're fat.... with a p-h, as in elephant!"

I love being the first person to stand up in a standing ovation.

So, yesterday was one helluva great day. It was my little brother James' 18th birthday, so I went up to London to see him and Robin and Donald, some friends of my parents who are fantastic. Needless to say, we had quite a bit to drink. But none of this is really relevant. What is is that I had to run to get the train back to Canterbury so that I could go see Mr. Ed Byrne perform. Not a word of a lie– it was AMAZING!! I thought I loved him before...

If ever you have a chance to see him perform live, I urge– nay, command– you to do so. He is a wonderful gorgeous piece of Irish love. I have spoken.

Next up on the standup list is Eddie Izzard on the 12 December. V excited.

Much love. x